Immediate family - the ability to be able to stay married to the same jerk for the duration, so that you children will be able to say the goodbyes at funerals showings when a loved one passes on.

There are 10 types of family

1.Lineal/Immediate Family
parents, grandparents, etc. Children, grandchildren etc.

2.Collateral Family
Aunts, uncles, cousins etc.

3.Adoptive Family
Family by adoption

4.Stepfamily
Your step-parent's side of the family.Your step-kids are also your step-family. Step-grandpa, stepmom, step-sister etc.

5.Sidefamily
Family of Family or Stepfamily, but not YOUR family.

6.Godfamily
Your god-parents side of the family is your god-family. God mother, god father, god sister etc.

7.CostcoFamily
This is what happens when you say "Love ya like a sister!" to your BFF. She becomes costco family because you love her like family.

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to be drunk around your immediate family, like the host of Family Feud

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An orgy of four or more consisting of only family members. Usually a generation gap is included. When only immediate family is involved, a more descriptive name is Sunday Family Picnic. The phrase originated with a man and woman from Porto Rico who had group intercourse with their daughter and 2 sons. A newspaper article covered the story and called it a Family Picnic as the euphemism because they actually had canceled dinner plans with their friends to have "dinner with their children." There was food involved, but the details were not revealed.

A group of people who are not blood relations listed on facebook profile as a member of your immediate family (e.g. mother (facemum), father (facedad), brother (facebro) or sister (facesis).)

A 'family' of the 6 most common drugs.
Marijuana, Speed/Ice, LSD, Ecstacy, Cocaine and Heroin