innovate

To steal someone's idea, change it a tiny bit, and release it as your own.

Microsoft likes to innovate.

by JonoBaker February 29, 2008

innovator

Someone who makes new things to solve or an old problem.

Jess: hey Jim can you fix my buggy for this nature drive next week?
Jim: no problem Jess, I’m a innovator baby.

by The CEO of GAZOOZLE.BIZ October 2, 2019

Innovent

A word that combines innovation and invent. First used by Alec Baldwin in the tv show 30 Rock.

John: We need to think of something quick to get our profits up! Ideas?

Joe: We can make a microwave that is also a toaster.

John: Fuckin' genius Joe! Great innovention!

by rogerthewhale November 24, 2010

innovative

A word that was once used to be used to describe things that are new, and different. Now it's just marketing term that is used to describe pretty much everything, regardless of whether or not it deserves to be called innovative.

Gee, I didn't know that can openers are innovative.

by Jay Elliott May 6, 2007

Innovative

Every time Apple sneezes.

Is Apple still innovative?

by Sylvaine April 22, 2018

Innoventing

A mix of "innovation" and "invention"

"Innoventing" is a word I just innovented.

by Jebus McGee December 15, 2010

innovation

Doing the same old pointless thing a different way. Alternatively, creating something brilliant in such a way that it takes twice as long and costs three times as much as the old fashioned way of doing the same thing.

Bob: Hey, let's make a wheel!
Bub: Well, we'll have to draft a budget submission, then set up a steering party, develop a business plan then publish a prospectus. I'm guessing we'll need a couple of million plus a three year window for the R & D alone ...

by Disgruntled Former Employee March 18, 2005