incubating

Incubating can either mean sitting in one place for a long time, sitting on top of an item or chilling out.

"Hey! What's up?"
"Nothing much, just incubating on the couch"

Or

"I can't find my car keys! Oh wait, I was incubating them"

by Sweet Lou and HBG January 13, 2004

incubating

Defecating. Short for incubating (sitting on) the porcelain goddess, a parody of praying to the porcelain goddess

I was incubating your mom's face last night.

by Jmtas September 10, 2006

The-Incubator

1. The wittiest man alive.
2. Wit as it would appear in a human form.
3. Extremely sexy hunk

The-Incubator is witty. (note that the previous example was redundant)

by Albert Einstein July 6, 2003

incubator

when you're in a friends car as you leave, you fart then close the door really quick. The fart incubates so the next time the car is opened it smells like shit. Works best in summer

"You asshole! You left an incubator in my car!"
"HAHHHAHAHAHA"

by Matt-Klang February 22, 2010

Incubator

A woman who carries a fetus for nine months and then bcomes a nonexisting parent and unmotherly.

Brandt was "Father of the Year" to their child while his incubator of a wife never even celebrated Mother's Day.

by Wild Bor April 16, 2012

Incubator

A woman that has children and doesn't care or support them.

That incubator doesn't pay child support.

by Don see nothing February 28, 2012

incubate

When a man puts his testicle(s) inside the anus of another man or woman.

I really had to warm up the family jewels so Stacey let me incubate in her.

by Ben Booper January 16, 2017