8 definitions by Jmtas

McDonalds

Masturbation (usually male)

Hey, what took you so long?
I stopped for some McDonalds

by Jmtas May 12, 2006

reinforcing the hypothesis

To act drunk even when you're not.

When Dave started tripping over things, we guessed that he was drunk. When he starting mumbling to himself later, it was just reinforcing the hypothesis.

by Jmtas September 4, 2006

Puppy Magic

Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.

Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. As a result, the pound is three puppies less full.

by Jmtas May 12, 2006

illiterate

In some circles, used as a synonym for incompotent in any way, regardless of any reading ability. For example, it could be used to describe a bad driver, someone who sucks at videogames, or someone who fails a test.

OMG, you illiterate n00b!

by Jmtas June 11, 2006

incubating

Defecating. Short for incubating (sitting on) the porcelain goddess, a parody of praying to the porcelain goddess

I was incubating your mom's face last night.

by Jmtas September 10, 2006

Porticullis

A term used in reference to a male who, as a way of showing his affection to a female, protects her very zealously from the advances, real or imagined, of other males, despite the fact that she has no interest in him or even a boyfriend.

This leads to the following other slang terms:
The castle--the girl in question
The king--the girl's boyfriend (as in "the king is in the castle"
To storm the castle--to hit on the girl, not seriously but just to antagonize the porticullis
Also: boiling oil, trebuchet, battering ram, protracted seige, etc. can be used allegorically to describe specific situations that arise in this setup.

When Jamie but his arm across Yling's shoulder, just as a friend, Clint freaked out and yelled at him (because Clint wants him some Yling) even though Yling's boyfriend Adam didn't care.
In this instance (and many others) Clint was being a porticullis.

by Jmtas May 13, 2006

sawsum

Awesome. It is never actually used to mean awesome initially, but becomes it based on a mis-hearing. (see example)

"That's awesome"
"Did you just say 'That sawsum?'"
"No, I said 'That's awesome.'"
"Oh, because it's pretty sawsum too."

by Jmtas June 9, 2006