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Fuck her right in the pussy 

Random command, usually uttered when it is completely irrelevant to the subject at hand.

The command is most commonly associated with a Northern Kentucky man named Fred, who looks like Billy Bob Thornton and Ted Nugent's Unabomber grandfather; a man who likes to impart his terse wisdom during local news interviews about trainwrecks, no fucks given.
BILLY: Gee whiz, Dad. I hope that Obamacare doesn't cause our health insurance premiums to go up!
DAD: Fuck her right in the pussy!

NEWS REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us more about the oil spill you witnessed?
JOE SIXPACK: I sure can! I was sitting on my front porch and fuck her right in the pussy!

WIFE: The Carters are having a barbecue on Saturday. Should we make potato salad or macaroni salad?
HUSBAND: Fuck her right in the pussy!
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put that in the pussy bank 

When you do a good deed that should absolutely get you laid, but you're not trying to get ass at the moment, you put that in the pussy bank. When you're ready to go to Pound Town, you make a withdrawal from the Pussy Bank. Rinse and repeat.
Why yes, I did clean the entire house and take out the garbage. Gonna put that in the pussy bank.

Fuck Her Right In The Pussy 

This a very powerful sentence which may only be used after some has said something not related to any of the words in the sentnce
Mighty Conch do we get out the kelp forest?
Fuck Her Right In The Pussy

nuts in the ass dick in the pussy 

from the blackest porn ever, a sexual move where a black man attempts to get his nutsack into a white chicks ass at the same time as he puts his dick in her pussy. Must be accompanied with such black phrases as aaw nigga, spread that ass and booya. Throught out this time the woman must not speak or move or show any sign or understanding that she's having a black man put his nutsack in her ass and his dick in her pussy, otherwise it ruins the whole effect...aaw nigga!
black man 1: look at that punk ass white chick!
black man 2: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy!
black man 1: AAW NIGGA!
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Surrounding black men: Spread that ass!

put that in the pussy bank 

When a guy finds a new move in the bedroom that produces a positive reaction in a girl. Usually said by one bro to another bro.
"Brah, I'm telling you, it was golden! She was totally into it. Put that in the pussy bank, bro"

Fuck me right in the pussy 

A line used to interrupt television news reporters.
Reporter : 10 people were killed in a
Passerby : Fuck me right in the pussy.
Reporter : Sorry for that.

Fuck her right in the pussy 

Something all teenage boys wish they could actually achieve
"You know that girl Tina? I want to fuck her right in the pussy"

"You're like.. Twelve"