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An ironic way of referring to someone who is NOT swimming in pussy. Usually referring to anyone who looks like they have no idea what a vagina looks like.
John: Yo, nerd alert...he must be swimming in the pussy.

Will: Cut him some slack man.

John: Doesn't help that he's dressed like a cast member from star trek...

swimming pussy
by Allen Wildhorse April 27, 2010

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