211 in progress 

(1) Police code for a robbery currently taking place

(2) The act of consuming a 40 oz. of Steel Reserve malt liqour

Stan: "Dude you drank half that 40 already?!?"

Oliver: "211 in progress!"

211 in progress by etafatdik June 19, 2008

a work in progress 

Something that is being progressively modified, and improved over time. Most usually used to suggest that it's happening at a rate more slowly than desired.

"How is the renovation on your house coming along?"
"It's a work in progress."

"You've been spending a lot of time at the gym. How is your fitness coming along?"
"I'm a work in progress."

a work in progress by Jay Greenfield May 3, 2019

811 in progress 

A way for a guy to discretely announce that he has a hard on without everyone hearing.

Tom:Did you see that girl
Dave:Hell ya i got a 811 in progress

811 in progress by 6th flo boys November 19, 2009

Work in Progress

A state of being where your mental health isn't the best and you always self-improve, often to varying degrees. It is perfectly normal as nobody is truly perfect.

Employer: Why have you had ten jobs in a single year?

Mary: Sorry, I am a work in progress.

Work in Progress by Abba Palindrome January 26, 2020

420 In Progress

The act of smoking Marijuana, especially at 4:20am or 4:20pm. A play on the police codes for crimes.

Has more significance if smoking at 4:20am or 4:20pm.

Friend: *walks in* Whatcha doin?
Raditude: *holds up bong* Dude, we got a 420 in progress.
Friend: Can I join in?

420 In Progress by Raditude September 29, 2009

milf in progress 

A girl who looks like she will be a really good looking milf once she has kids.

While looking at pictures on Facebook:

Mike: She looks great, I think she'll look great even after she has kids.

Jay: Yeah man, she's totally a milf in progress.

milf in progress by Jesus Ray Shuttleworth December 11, 2012

Promise in Progress 

A promise you would like to make but due to a lack of experience or tools cannot, so you leave it as a Promise in Progress

It's a Promise in Progress

Promise in Progress by Equilib April 17, 2018