Piñata Immigration Reform 

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.

Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!

Piñata Immigration Reform by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013

immegart 

generally known to be a supreme partier (passed through the generations) but not to left alone with hallucinations

john- dude im fucked
...immegart- do you guys want to start drinking???

immegart by denim dirt October 17, 2008

Undocumented Immigrant

An immigrant is "a person who comes to a country to take up permanent residence." (Merriam Webster) According to the Department of Homeland Security, "A Green Card holder (permanent resident) is someone who has been granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis. As proof of that status, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) grants a person a permanent resident card, commonly called a "Green Card.""

"Undocumented Immigrants" do not have a green card and have not taken steps to obtain status as residents of the United States and therefore they are not immigrants. The term immigrant is used as a way to mock people who enter the United States illegally as nonresidents.

The Undocumented Immigrant is not eligible for unemployment benefits because he is not a legal resident of the United States.

Undocumented Immigrant by Sisseton Wapheton Descendent April 24, 2021

schrodinger’s immigrant 

The belief immigrants are stealing all of America’s jobs; but also living off of taxpayer funded welfare.

I hate all of these schrodinger’s immigrants stealing all of our jobs but also living off of welfare

schrodinger’s immigrant by CameronBri November 9, 2017

Schrödinger's Immigrant 

The elusive non-white non-US citizen who is capable of both taking all of the jobs from hard-working Americans who are left unemployed, while also at the same time sitting around doing nothing and collecting welfare and other government benefits, thereby leeching off the American taxpayers.

Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."

Schrödinger's Immigrant by SoyUnSombrero April 20, 2018

gimmegrant 

Illegal aliens that pay no taxes and believe they are entitled to free handouts from the governmnet and taxpaying citizens. Basicly a leechfuck and a socialst pig.

Gimmie free healthcare and schooling.

I can't believe all of these fucking gimmegrants. They are destroying our country and turning it into a 3rd world shit hole.

gimmegrant by Blackswany July 10, 2009

Undocumented Immigrant

1. A legal immigrant who lost their papers.

2. Liberalese for an illegal. The correct term is Illegal Immigrant. Not Undocumented.

1. Shit! All his papers were destroyed when his house burned down! Now he's an undocumented immigrant

2. Liberal: UnDoCuMeNtEd ImMiGrAnTs ArE aS mUcH oF a CiTiZeN aS yOu
Anyone with sense: Shut up you SJW. They're illegal immigrants, not undocumented

Undocumented Immigrant by pro2a April 29, 2021