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Self-Imbortion

self-imbortion is the act of aborting oneself without parental consent when you are between the ages of 1-18. Self-imbortion is the action of causing oneself to turn inside out so that their external selves are now inside, and their internal selves are now outside. This is the end would cause the child/adolescent to die from either asphyxiation from being stuck in the body, or organ failure—caused by the organs now being outside of the body, overall meaning they are more vulnerable.

Self-Imbortion can also mean imploding on oneself solely from religious beliefs so strong that they induce suicidal thoughts.
After coming home from work, billy felt worthless. So, Billy decided to commit self-imbortion on himself.
Self-Imbortion by gayfish23 March 25, 2019

IMversation

to have a conversation on IM... via(AIM, Gchat, MSNchat, etc)
1.Per our IMversation this morning, you said you were going to wear the argyle sox to dinner!

2. Q. Why are you and Martin fighting?
A. well we were IMversating this morning and then he told me he didn't want to talk to me anymore
Reply: I told you two to stop IMversating at work!

3. O.M.G! You got the job?!? congratulations! I knew you could do it. Now first thing to do when you get into the office, load AIM so we can start IMversating immediately!!

4. Its pos that my man def misunderstood me this afternoon during our IMversation. He totes doesn't understand my sarcasm.
IMversation by kikalicious February 26, 2008

Imbromation 

(noun) from the Spanish "broma" - joke. When you are so full of shit that whatever you say is considered "imbromation".
Mister President comes to us full of his imbromation. We ain't gonna fall for that this time!

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026