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ilyfjk by Plibhkioplkjnvdc August 28, 2007
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ilyjk
Netspeak for "I love you, just kidding!" or, more commonly, "I love you, HA!, just kidding!", followed by a few lol's
Often used by girls trying to trick boys into thinking they like them, but using this is doing a bad job of it. A real prankster would put "ily", then "jk" about 30 seconds later, after the guy pours his soul.
Often used by girls trying to trick boys into thinking they like them, but using this is doing a bad job of it. A real prankster would put "ily", then "jk" about 30 seconds later, after the guy pours his soul.
Steve1990: "Yes, sometimes I just stare into the sunset wishing I could go back..."
Sexy-Kaitlin: "Ilyjk"
Steve1990: *gasp* I do-- wait? what? did you just ilyjk me?
Sexy-Kaitlin: Yep
Steve1990: omfg
Sexy-Kaitlin: lol
Steve1990: wtf
Sexy-Kaitlin: :)
Steve1990: >=O
Sexy-Kaitlin: ily srsly
Steve1990: 8====>
Sexy-Kaitlin: "Ilyjk"
Steve1990: *gasp* I do-- wait? what? did you just ilyjk me?
Sexy-Kaitlin: Yep
Steve1990: omfg
Sexy-Kaitlin: lol
Steve1990: wtf
Sexy-Kaitlin: :)
Steve1990: >=O
Sexy-Kaitlin: ily srsly
Steve1990: 8====>
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood
N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
kenlet
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.