Netspeak for "I love you, just kidding!" or, more commonly, "I love you, HA!, just kidding!", followed by a few lol's
Often used by girls trying to trick boys into thinking they like them, but using this is doing a bad job of it. A real prankster would put "ily", then "jk" about 30 seconds later, after the guy pours his soul.
Steve1990: "Yes, sometimes I just stare into the sunset wishing I could go back..."
Sexy-Kaitlin: "Ilyjk"
Steve1990: *gasp* I do-- wait? what? did you just ilyjk me?
Sexy-Kaitlin: Yep
Steve1990: omfg Sexy-Kaitlin: lol
Steve1990: wtf
Sexy-Kaitlin: :)
Steve1990: >=O
Sexy-Kaitlin: ilysrsly Steve1990: 8====>
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!