An acronym for Irish Guy I'd Like to Fuck. A sexually desirable male from Ireland (Eire or Northern) who one would want to have sexual "relations" with.
Even though SparTodd is one of the most pathetic posters on tRCMB, he actually got some poon, which is more than Blanch can say. Who cares if he had to give that GILF an iPod in exchange for sex, at least he got to fuck that iGilf!
I guess i'll let u stay for as long as it takes to grab your books and your coat and that one good cologne that you bought when we were fighting cus it's still on my clothes everything that i own and it makes me feel like dying
Why is it always "We're breaking up" and never "igilysfalaittgybaycatogctubwwwfcisomcetioaimmfld"?
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.