by flyingdog November 21, 2009
Eh helo I need frend ples I want frend or famili can somone help me? I ned frend and iPod want it now
by MatteMaker March 4, 2021
why tf am I friends with you ppl :p
by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019
I have no friends.
by Veryextremelyamazinglylonelyma January 24, 2021
An "I have this friend" story, is a story where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them, but they're too embarrassed to say so. They're similar to "I know this guy" stories where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. "I have this friend" stories are about seeking advice about an embarrassing problem however, not about entertainment.
Janet: "I need your opinion about something."
Mary: "What's up?"
Janet: "Well, I have this friend... She's thinking about cheating on her boyfriend with an old flame who called her up last week. She's not sure what she should do about it."
Mary: "Oh my God, Janet! Chris called you last week!?"
Janet: "It's not about me! It's a friend of mine!"
Mary: "Sure it is. Just make sure Tom doesn't find out."
Mary: "What's up?"
Janet: "Well, I have this friend... She's thinking about cheating on her boyfriend with an old flame who called her up last week. She's not sure what she should do about it."
Mary: "Oh my God, Janet! Chris called you last week!?"
Janet: "It's not about me! It's a friend of mine!"
Mary: "Sure it is. Just make sure Tom doesn't find out."
by kevnar February 19, 2007
(Talking to self): Joe and Bob decided I am so bad at making jokes that i'm not good enough so I have no friends.
by Blonde_jelyfish March 13, 2017
The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.
Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!
Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?
Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.
Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?
Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.
Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009