flyingdog's definitions

flat-rocking

urinating with great volume, producing a considerable splash and sound.

Did you hear the one in the stall next to me...Girl, she was flat-rocking like you would not believe! I said, "Whoa, trigger, give someone else a chance here."

by flyingdog January 20, 2008

fauxsabi

Food items marketed as wasabi, but having little or no actual wasabi, which is rare and costly. Horseradish and vinegar are used as substitute flavors and natural coloring (light green) is added.

Bummer! I bought this expensive wasabi mayo, only to find that it has almost no real wasabi. Should be called fauxsabi, man.

by flyingdog April 22, 2010

wrecktitude

how stoned you are (on a scale of zero to infinity)

Those brownies were awesome, man. Total wrecktitude!

by flyingdog November 2, 2008

clockapult

One way to make time fly.

Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!

by flyingdog June 15, 2008

bananaramathon

an intense orgy involving frequent and repeated penetration of one or more bottoms

That party last night totally degenerated into a bananaramathon; you should have been there, dude.

by flyingdog January 24, 2008

weedcation

A staycation enhanced by some really good bud.

Dude, I never left the house, but the killer weed I got from the dispensary sent me on a total weedcation.

by flyingdog October 29, 2009

Bonga-bunga

That lazy kind of sex after/while smoking weed.

It was a snowy Sunday, so we had an afternoon of bonga-bunga. Lasted for a couple of hours, I think.

by flyingdog January 22, 2012