48 definitions by flyingdog

vegilante

self-appointed enforcer of all things vegetarian (or vegan).

Did you see the look Heather gave me when I ordered the caesar salad with chicken? Is she some kind of vegilante, or something?

by flyingdog May 18, 2008

swapmeat

Gay men's shorthand for a sex orgy

That party last night degenerated into a total swapmeat.

by flyingdog February 24, 2008

premolition

Advance dream-like vision of a destructive act (a building or bridge collapsing, for example).

What a wild dream last night. I dreamed I saw a bunch of bricks falling and in the morning, our retaining wall had collapsed. Total premolition.

by flyingdog December 30, 2010

dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 30, 2008

wrecktitude

how stoned you are (on a scale of zero to infinity)

Those brownies were awesome, man. Total wrecktitude!

by flyingdog September 19, 2008

weedcation

A staycation enhanced by some really good bud.

Dude, I never left the house, but the killer weed I got from the dispensary sent me on a total weedcation.

by flyingdog October 30, 2009

Pretocious

where pretentious and precocious meet...often with very unfortunate results.

She's way too young to have such attitude, man, totally pretocious!

by flyingdog April 9, 2009