pectograph

photographic image of buff men, a la Abercrombie+Fitch

Did you get the A+F catalog? It's a total pectograph, yumm!

by flyingdog February 23, 2008

deep smit

To be intrigued and drawn to a beau; an unexpected romantic connection.

Wow, Michael's dating a really sweet and clever guy and it looks like a case of mutual deep smit.

by flyingdog August 09, 2009

flyingdog

an airborne canine.

Did you see that border collie catch the frisbee? What a flyingdog she is.

by flyingdog November 13, 2009

fauxsabi

Food items marketed as wasabi, but having little or no actual wasabi, which is rare and costly. Horseradish and vinegar are used as substitute flavors and natural coloring (light green) is added.

Bummer! I bought this expensive wasabi mayo, only to find that it has almost no real wasabi. Should be called fauxsabi, man.

by flyingdog April 22, 2010

flat-rocking

urinating with great volume, producing a considerable splash and sound.

Did you hear the one in the stall next to me...Girl, she was flat-rocking like you would not believe! I said, "Whoa, trigger, give someone else a chance here."

by flyingdog January 20, 2008

swapmeat

Gay men's shorthand for a sex orgy

That party last night degenerated into a total swapmeat.

by flyingdog February 23, 2008

rabid badger sex

That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.

What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!

by flyingdog March 19, 2008