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earlucinations

imagined sounds from a known or unknown source. synonym is hearlucinations, which can also be a homonym if pronounced with the Spanish silent "h".
"Ethel, did you say something to me?" "No Earl, you're just having another one of your earlucinations, go back to your game show".
by flyingdog February 2, 2008
mugGet the earlucinationsmug.

pork

Last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. We screwed for hours like rabid badgers.
by flyingdog March 18, 2008
mugGet the porkmug.

Hindenbong

After a big hit, what happens when you cough back into the bong, blowing ash, embers and smoke all over.
Wow, that dude's a total lightweight. One hit and he hacked back a class 5 Hindenbong. Thought he was going to set the furniture on fire. Took, like, five minutes for the smoke to clear.
by flyingdog August 28, 2012
mugGet the Hindenbongmug.

rabid badger sex

That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.
What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!
by flyingdog March 19, 2008
mugGet the rabid badger sexmug.

hearlucination

imagined sound from a known or unknown source, synonym is earlucination
Billy thought he heard his girlfriend calling him, but it was just a hearlucination.
by flyingdog February 2, 2008
mugGet the hearlucinationmug.

seeing-eye horndog

A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.
Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?
by flyingdog April 6, 2008
mugGet the seeing-eye horndogmug.

Utensive

A meal where a considerable volume of tableware (utensiles) is used (intensively), most often to impress and confound guests.
Geez, the Contessa really outdid herself with that dinner table. What a truly utensive display!
by flyingdog July 13, 2009
mugGet the Utensivemug.

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