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y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd 

The longest gramatically correct contraption, which means "You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."
P 1: We did it.
P 2: y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd
A rather generic phrase used to show you're better than someone because you're braver or more stupid
Man-If you ever see a tornado, you should throw something in it
Friend-Why? That's dumb
Man-Naw, I'd do it
I'd do it by Themadbaron May 19, 2011

I'd drink her bath water! 

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.
dude#1:"Did you see Jessica Alba yesterday on the MTV Music Video Awards? She's so hot! I'd love to hit that!"

dude#2:"Hell ya! I'd drink her bath water!!!"

i'd destroy 

i'd hit it' i'd smash
"i'd destroy", = to have sex with someone until they can no longer take it.
i'd destroy by blackout szn August 23, 2017

I'd do him

An emphatic or yielding response to a question regarding what one thinks of a dude when asked by a girlfriend.
Her: "Dude in the blue plaid, yay or nay?"
She: "I'd do him."
Her: "Of course you would, but not what I asked."
She: "Ugh, fine. What to join us?"
I'd do him by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

I mean, I'd do her 

phrase often uttered by guys about a girl that really isn't hot or even cute, but if she was laid out you would fuck her. Doesn't mean any girl that walks, but there is a feel or intuition that would make a guy say the phrase.
"I heard you made out with that APK girl last night. Is she hot?"
"Nah, not hot at all. But I mean, I'd do her."

"You don't think that Snooki is hot?
"No she's sucks. Well I mean, I'd do her."