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29.
A great phone, but incredibly over-hyped by Apple-worshiping fanboys. While it is a very good phone, they will claim it is better than any other phone and proceed to call your phone lame. The Iphone will get a "new" feature that previous smartphones have had for years, and Apple will call it "Another Innovation" and charge you an extra 50 dollars for it. The Iphone is trapped on ATT's terrible network, and cant make a call without losing service.

While it is a very competitive smartphone, there are plenty of phones that outclass it such as the HTC Evo 4g the Motorola Droid, or the Samsung Epic. When you ask an iphone user why there phone is better, they will likely give you a response akin to "Because its an iphone".
Bob: "Hey Steve i just got an HTC Evo"

Steve: "Big freaking deal, i have an iphone"

Bob: "Oh yeah? What makes it better?"

Steve: "Its an iphone!"
by crossbowsftw December 20, 2010
 
30.
A phone/iPod made by Apple that looks good, so people shell out $600 for it. It doesn't have any actual new technology, and there are several phones that do all the iPhone can do and more for cheaper, but the iPhone is shiny and advertised all the time, so people buy it instead.
Guy 1: I just bought a new iPhone, isn't it awesome?!
Guy 2: Nothing I haven't seen before.. why'd you waste the cash?
Guy 1: Didn't need anything else.
Guy 2: You didn't need that either.
Guy 1: Good point.
by Kritias July 03, 2007
 
31.
A revolutionary, awesome device, perhaps the most advanced cell phone in the world, unfortunately crippled by one of America's shittiest wireless networks....AT&T.
- Hey, let me get my iPhone out to get a map of our route to Atlanta.
- Come, on, we ain't got all day!!!
- Well, it's taking forever, the internet is so slow, they don't even have 3G in Brunswick, GA.
- Oh! Forget it! Let me just get out my Droid to find maps, since Verizon actually has 3G coverage here!
by sabisab January 23, 2010
 
32.
A ridiculously over-priced and large (4.5×2.4×0.46 in) phone/camera/media player created by Apple. There is much demand and hype surrounding its release due to its big shiny screen, however once consumers discover its flaws- extremely large, easily-damaged optical screen, pathetic 2MP camera, non-renewable battery, its inability to take videos, it will fail like the first generation iPod.
Do not be another slave to consumerism and buy a iphone, do something more productive with your money.
by DylanBK June 30, 2007
 
33.
it's cool for like a week, but it gets boring. the internet is cool, the texting sucks, the email is cool, no aim, no video, just a camera. For a 400-500 dollar you would expect these simple things, but Jobs got lazy, faggot. Anyway, youse your money on a Blackberry or Sidekick Lx. I've had a iPhone before, theyre not that great, TRUST ME. Theyre just flashy and good looking. So save your money, SERIOUSLY! P.S. NO INSURANCE.
Sup bro, you go that new iphone?
-Yup, its cool, just missing hella shit.
-Oh, my blackberry is hella sick, i can do everything, including aim
-:(
by Technique. June 14, 2008
 
34.
A ticket towards bragging rights amongst all white people, because it contains to functions that all white people love:
Angry Birds and an iPod.
Don't be fooled by the Phone part of the name, nobody actually uses it as a phone.
Guy 1: Hey man! Just got an iPhone!
*Guy 2 bows down on hands and knees*
by Autumn Tsunami November 07, 2011
 
35.
The phone the "rich kids" or "Paris Hiltons" use. You know, the ones that think they're "Too hot for you" or those who are smart people.
The collaboration of "iPhone".

Paris Hilton: Yeah, I got this iPhone... and this BlackBerry... iPhone... yeah!

Jessica Simpson: Hey y'all, iPhone, hillbillies, adurr.

That Rich Kid That Goes To Your School: I have this iPhone. It is Brilliant! (Note: Within 10 seconds, he got beaten up by 78 people and died, never heard from again)
by Wee Beasties April 25, 2008