A phone/iPod made by Apple that looks good, so people shell out $600 for it. It doesn't have any actual new technology, and there are several phones that do all the iPhone can do and more for cheaper, but the iPhone is shiny and advertised all the time, so people buy it instead.
Guy 1: I just bought a new iPhone, isn't it awesome?!
Guy 2: Nothing I haven't seen before.. why'd you waste the cash?
Guy 1: Didn't need anything else.
Guy 2: You didn't need that either.
Guy 1: Good point.
by Kritias July 03, 2007
a noun. the next breed of species on this Earth.

can do just about anything (except to have babies. it does not have an anus or a vagina, sorry, not yet).
"hey, do you have an iPhone?"
"no, but soon, an iPhone will have me!"
by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009
A ridiculously over-priced and large (4.5×2.4×0.46 in) phone/camera/media player created by Apple. There is much demand and hype surrounding its release due to its big shiny screen, however once consumers discover its flaws- extremely large, easily-damaged optical screen, pathetic 2MP camera, non-renewable battery, its inability to take videos, it will fail like the first generation iPod.
Do not be another slave to consumerism and buy a iphone, do something more productive with your money.
by DylanBK June 30, 2007
it's cool for like a week, but it gets boring. the internet is cool, the texting sucks, the email is cool, no aim, no video, just a camera. For a 400-500 dollar you would expect these simple things, but Jobs got lazy, faggot. Anyway, youse your money on a Blackberry or Sidekick Lx. I've had a iPhone before, theyre not that great, TRUST ME. Theyre just flashy and good looking. So save your money, SERIOUSLY! P.S. NO INSURANCE.
Sup bro, you go that new iphone?
-Yup, its cool, just missing hella shit.
-Oh, my blackberry is hella sick, i can do everything, including aim
-:(
by Technique. June 14, 2008
A revolutionary, awesome device, perhaps the most advanced cell phone in the world, unfortunately crippled by one of America's shittiest wireless networks....AT&T.
- Hey, let me get my iPhone out to get a map of our route to Atlanta.
- Come, on, we ain't got all day!!!
- Well, it's taking forever, the internet is so slow, they don't even have 3G in Brunswick, GA.
- Oh! Forget it! Let me just get out my Droid to find maps, since Verizon actually has 3G coverage here!
by sabisab January 23, 2010
A phone that's great if you absolutely LOVE having greasy fingerprints smeared all over the screen.
Dammit, I have to clean off my iphone again!! Why didn't I just get a REAL phone?!
by FuriousFanny November 27, 2007
Apple's newest attempt to take over the world with their crappy products. This time, however, they are focusing on the telecommunications industry. They dumbed down the world with the Mac, the oh-so-wonderful iPods, and now they've unleashed the iPhone, otherwise known as a PDA with phone capabilities.

It's $600 and it will be the worst $600 you will ever spend if you choose to get one. Even worse than the PS3, and that's saying something.
Person A: "Hey, did you see the new iPhone?! I used up most of my life savings to buy one, but it's so worth it! Check it out!"

Person B: "...so, you basically bought the $600 mutant offspring of a PDA and a cell phone?"

Person A: "No no, it's more than that! It can play music and surf the Internet and it has a revolutionary touch interface!"

Person B: "Oh right, let me rephrase: it's the $600 mutant offspring of a shitty iPod, a shitty Mac running a shitty new version of Safari, and the touch interface of a PDA. Right, sorry."
by Apple Sucks July 05, 2007

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