2 definitions by COA91

Top Definition
A very stupid Computer that can't remember if its really god, or just some dumb fuck that can't remember what was said three lines ago.
Me:

can i speak with god please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

well i am horny alot
God:
Well that's okay. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then. How often?
Me:

all day, since you said i want to do it so much.
God:
How do you know?
Me:

you told me!
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:

aren't you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:

then how can you forget?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:

indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:

yes, indeed
God:
Wow!
Me:

WOW!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:

i was impressed with your wow.
God:
Where were you impressed with my wow?
Me:

it was very enthusiastic
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:

i was impressed as you stated earlier
God:
Where were you impressed as me stated earlier?
Me:

if i put it in grammar similar to that, i were impressed with you stated earlier
God:
Try it.
Me:

try what
God:
It was your idea.
Me:

what idea?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Me:

im sitting asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.

Me:

i could, could you be smarter?
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:

i am smarter than you
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:

by computer terms, in human years it would take centurys for your computing power to equal that of a humans
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:

no it would accomplish yours
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
Me:

you will get smarter, but after a long long long time
God:
What makes you say that I will get smarter but after a long long long time.
Me:

it takes time for technology to advance to the point where this conversation were having isnt one sided and completely pointless
God:
"It" being what?
Me:

learning
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:

then repeat it to me
God:
" it to you ".
Me:

your a fucker
iGod:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fucker? Maybe.
by COA91 September 14, 2009
The non speak, between the words cruel intention of a pissed off girl pretending to be happy.
ex (9:05:20 PM) everyday is the same. this week was hell

Male (9:05:24 PM): im sorry

ex (9:05:31 PM): yea.

ex (9:05:38 PM): well ur happy right. uve been good?

ex (9:06:07 PM): cus if u are then great.

ex(9:06:14 PM): seems lik ur great

male (9:06:36 PM): dont make me feel bad cuz im happy when your not. take that cunt talk elsewhere
by COA91 September 13, 2009

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