Sam is an obnoxious wench with a neglectful mother. Her father is never mentioned.
Freddie would probably be straight, but was ruined by too many flea baths, sweater vests and ointments from his mother. His father is never mentioned.
The show is apparently introducing 10 year old girls to real life: Parental Abandonment, Dropping out of school, homosexuality, and of course, paying for college with camshows.
Nickelodeon Exec: We need a new show that will teach kids about life. We are accepting email submissions for 24 hours.
*24 Hours Later*
Email from: Anon@somesite.com
Subject: TV Show Idea
Message: How about 2 camwhores with single parents and dropout siblings?
Nickelodeon Exec: Brilliant!
sam: "my whole family's in jail, so i can i sleep here tonight?"
fred: "i'm sutch a dweeb, why am i even part of iCarly?"
iCarly features the titular character-Carly. Carly however looks like the grinch which makes all of us wonder how did this show come to be. iCarly was mainly intended for pedophiles to watch except some people actually believed this shit. Most vegetarians and animal activists want to kill this show because of the brutal scenes showing a lesbian eating meat constantly.
someone smart-No, because I watch good shows like CSI where people like that die.
Person B: "Yeah, what are all those people so pissed about?"
Person A: "I don't know, but shit...maybe they should just take the watermelon out of their asses and just realize it's just a harmless kid's show"
Person B: "Ha........Fah sho"
It's about three teenagers starting a web-show. The three teenagers consist of
Carly Shay (Miranda Cosgrove) is the host of her own popular web show, iCarly, which she produces with her two best friends, Sam and Freddie.
Sam Puckett (Jennette McCurdy) is one of Carly's best friends and co-host of iCarly.
Freddie Benson (Nathan Kress) is also one of Carly's good friend and neighbor. He is the technical producer of iCarly.
Then they're Carly's older brother, Spencer Shay(Jerry Trainor) and also the three teenagers' friend Gibby(Noah Munck) that makes an occasional appearance on the web-show.
There is currently five seasons out of ICarly that is shown on Nickelodeon. It's taped at the Nickelodeon On Sunset
Tween Girl #1: Hey, look, ICarly is going to be on, hurry up with the popcorn!
Tween Girl #2: OK, hold on, I just need to pull it out of the microwave!
person 2: yes, its so fucking annoying