Substitute for S**t. Popularized by Sam on teen show iCarly
OMG it's dark outside
No chiz, Sherlock
a slang expression, possibly a German sausage
Yeah, no chiz.
this word can be used in place of any "bad" word (ex; sh*t, f**k, a$$, douche, etc.) it can also just be thrown in randomly to any sentence, whether needed or not. It is the new universal bad word.
What the chiz are you doing?!
Well I was going to do it but I had all this other chiz going on!
You're just a chiz head!
What the chiz?!?!
An outrage or swindle. Officially ‘a chiz is a swiz or a swindle as any fule kno’ (from the Molesworth series of books about school life by Geoffrey Willans). As a result of this the phrase "as any fule kno" has entered use on its own, especially in the letters pages of the British satirical/investigative magazine "Private Eye".
"Two quid for a glass of tapwater? What a chiz!"
or, in the original style:
"O no monday double maths alg trig ect chiz chiz. Pythagoras is uterly wet and i suspekt he keeps dolies at home".
Old British public school term for a swiz or swindle
The bully stole my lunch, what a chiz!
Used to show gratitude. Short for cheers.
Humphrey: Happy BDay, mate. Drinks on me!
Nigel: Chiz, mate!
That smelly stuff under your foreskin that that stinks of ripe Gorgonzola.
"Are you going to be long in the shower?"
"Two minutes, I'm just cleaning out the chiz."