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I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension 

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.
Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension
The 405 is one of LA's most important and troublesome freeways (or car

The 405 cuts right through classic L.A. culture exports like the Valley, Bel Air, Santa Monica and eventually the O.C. while the 10 passes through the heart of the city climaxing in the best panoramic view of downtown - and both are legendary for their traffic; trust me, you haven not truly experienced bumper-to-bumper, painful, want to end-one's-life traffic in your lifetime until you have enjoyed a rush hour trip on either of these main arteries of the city. It's also the greatest source of free parking in West LA.

Ultimately, I think you have to choose the 405 because when you finally crawl over the the top of the hill heading south from the Valley into the main basin of Los Angeles, the view of the region is spectacular... and you'll have plenty of time to appreciate it because you'll be moving at no more than 5 mph an hour. There's nothing more L.A. than that!

"I wish I could park my car there and have dinner. After all, I can come back 3 hours later and the car will still be in the same spot."

"What, you mean the 405?"

"Yup, nothing like the good ol' 405.
I-405 is the freeway that goes through West LA.
i-405 by AYAUS October 29, 2014

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.
You looked this up?

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026