I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

I kid you not by mandingoe September 30, 2004

Word of the Day on March 29, 2022

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I kid

It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."

Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!

I kid by Ben L. January 8, 2006

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I kid you not

A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm

After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!

I kid you not by Brex1477 April 11, 2022

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I kid, you not

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

I kid, you not by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

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I-kid

An I-kid (I for internet) is a person born into internet prominence and exposed to the internet at a young age (often Generation Z), making them desensitised to the internet, perceiving extreme things as normal. People such as lolicons, furries, VTuber fans, ERPers, femboys and Coomers fit into this category.

John: Hey Jerry, what is femboy Garfield?
Jerry: Just something those I-kids thought up. Best not to google it, you know, with blissful ignorance and all that.

I-kid by BarrelbiteBulletblast December 22, 2022

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i pad kid

quackity's cough is like an ipad kid's laugh

quackity coughs like an i pad kid

i pad kid by xiria pog April 16, 2021

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