Normal person: Never heard of that iDevice. What's it do?
iD: It controls all my AV components.
NP: Hmmm... I've had a Harmony One remote for a long time. Controls everything as well. $200!
iD: But your's isn't an iRemote.
NP: Does the iRemote do anything mine doesn't?
iD: No, but it's an iRemote.
NP: You're a fucking idiot.
Bob: That's nice, but I switched to Android. I didn't really like the iDevice limitations. My tablet costed me $300, and I can plug USB devices in it.
Andrew: But my iPad was made by Apple!
Bob: Is that the iPad 3? Apple just released a new model with a different charging port.
Andrew: See ya later, I gotta go to the Apple store.