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a person who claims that they have a slow metabolism but behind closed doors they eat anything and everything under the sun. (note:they normally drink diet pop to drill their point home and to trick themselves)
She was truly a hypolite. Large as a blimp, car filled with diet phosphates and fast food wrappers. Plus she was always complaining about her slow metabolism.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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