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hypocrawesome

Magnificent act of hypocrisy, usually of the level only achievable by televangelists and politicians, but sometimes achieved by others. Some deeds are so hypocrawesome that observers are left speechless in fits of laughter.
"Did you read about that guy Matt in the New Times?"

"That Tea Party activist who's on the news opposing illegal immigration all the time? No. What did it say?"

"Turns out he hired an illegal alien at his laudromat, skimmed money from her paycheck, and threatened to turn her into immigration authorities if she did anything about it. She finally hired a lawyer, and the New Times picked up on the story."

"(laughing) Oh man! HAHAHHAA! That is the most hypocrawesome thing I've ever heard!!"
hypocrawesome by Perforado October 30, 2013
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