hurtburger 

a mcDonalds Cheese burger or any other disgusting burger that makes you feel like shit within 10 minutes of consumption but but you still crave/eat them

" wanna get a hurtburger im drunk and i dont give a crap about the consequences"

hurtburger by GoldSpun October 1, 2006

humburger

When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.

Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.

humburger by wiki-diki May 13, 2018

Herburger 

1) A term mainly used to describe a person who is acting in a foolish, or a rather estranged manner.

2) Due to the 'Her' it can also be reference to a ladies burger or a feminine meal

1) (A person pulling a silly face) "Stop acting like a herburger"

2) "Hey what are you getting to eat?" "I'm just going to get a herburger"

Herburger by Jellybelly August 14, 2012

bah humburgers 

An expression used when a situation or event is very unpleasant, or you're in a generally bad mood. Taken from 'bah humbug', Scrooge's universally renowned phrase, humburgers are reserved for very aggravating situations. For extreme irritation, see humburgers with cheese

Fat guy: So, yeah, could I get your number?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men with breasts that are bigger than mine.
Fat guy: Bah humburgers!

bah humburgers by Ruum December 1, 2004

humburger

Chowing down on a hamburger while a girl is enjoying your cock meat sandwich.

In honor of RJ Umberger, go Flyers! YEP!

While watching the Flyers and eating a Bubba burger, I received a humburger from my slampig as Umberger scored the winning goal.

humburger by YEP Logjammer May 3, 2008

humburgers 

A very disgruntled expression, humburgers are truly unpleasant.

When Bush won the 2004 election, John Kerry let out an exasperated 'bah humburgers!'

humburgers by Ruum December 1, 2004

Hornburger 

Hornburger: to be a very horny person.
▪Always thinking dirty

▪Masterbating more than your average person
▪etc.

Ex 1: You're such a hornburger! I hate it.

Hornburger by Acid_Bunnx May 23, 2018