Hobblestork 

a morbidly obese, usually hispanic in nature, fiend of a person who doesn't understand the concept of weight or hygiene, and usually dwell in the depths of wal-mart. Their degree of hobblestork can vary in range from lvl 1-100; level 100 being the most repulsive and grotesque of the storks.

How come every time we go to walmart, there's always a greasy flock of hobblestorks parading around like it's some kind of zoo?

Hobblestork by Dawija February 22, 2011

hubble butt

NASSA's greatest feature, sought after by all astro-fist-isists. Even when Hubble's doors are closed, it really is opened and ready to be fondled and smacked around. Deep space takes on a new meaning with zero gravity cumshots and unified queef theory.

Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Turn around, stick it out
Show the world you got it

hubble butt by Eeyun Madducks January 23, 2016

humblesquached 

being crushed during intercourse by a lovely but large lady.
deceptive amouts of fat.

he slept with Tracy and got "humblesquashed"

humblesquached by schteeve ponticularis February 1, 2005

Hobblesquatch 

Sexual position of placing the female partner on her back while moving her legs over her body. With feet flat on both sides of the female, the male partner then squats above her legs placing the penis straight down into her vagina. With a “Z in the knee” the male partner then squats down and continues to penetrate her.

Sometimes my old lady and me we get bored and Hobblesquatch.

Hobblesquatch by Bigpapasnoop July 30, 2008

Hubble Space Telescope 

What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.

“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”

Hubble Space Telescope by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019

hubble telescope 

the best astronomy tool. ever.

I am doing my History Day project on the HST

hubble telescope by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005

Hubble Telescoping

Receiving such high definition nudes from a distant land, that one learns new information about the human anatomy.

Guy 1: This girl ive been talking to online from Nepal has been Hubble Telescoping me recently.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This image quality is so great! I had no idea the clitorus is at the TOP of the vagina!!

Hubble Telescoping by YungArab69 October 28, 2017