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a morbidly obese, usually hispanic in nature, fiend of a person who doesn't understand the concept of weight or hygiene, and usually dwell in the depths of wal-mart. Their degree of hobblestork can vary in range from lvl 1-100; level 100 being the most repulsive and grotesque of the storks.
How come every time we go to walmart, there's always a greasy flock of hobblestorks parading around like it's some kind of zoo?
by Dawija February 03, 2011

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