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HOVHANNES 

Pretty much the best guy you'll ever find. He's insanely talented, beautiful, and strong. He'll always be there at your side no matter what kind of hell he has to go through to get there. He's your best friend, no matter what, and you can talk with him about anything and everything. You'll always laugh together, through the highs and the lows. If you've got a Hovhannes, keep him around. He's worth it every time.
Person A: I need a friend for life.
Person B: Just get a Hovhannes.

Person A: Hello. I wanna a talented, handsome, strong, friendly and kind thing. What can you offer?
Person B: Nothing but Hovhannes!

Person A: Who's that?
Person B: My boyfriend, Hovhannes.
Person A: Marry him right now.
HOVHANNES by joaquín_duo October 17, 2019
Related Words
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some guy who thinks it would be funny to be called george in secondary school, then horhae in college and finally horatio in university.
(40 years in the future) You laright horhae?

George: Oh, I went to college with you!
Random Guy: Yeah, how you doing?
horhae by horehaelover12 June 1, 2021
Southern term for a female's genitalia
That gal's skirt was so short you could almost see her hoohaw!
Hoohaw by DustieSheets August 13, 2008
Hoshang means the big daddy of the group.. A guy who makes sure everything is order, a neat freak, a person who enjoys his morning chai with newspaper in hand. Don't think Hoshang's ever suffer from hangovers.. A jack of all trades master of none when it comes to sport
That guy giving the order to the waiter, he must be the Hoshang of the group.
Hoshang by dawgbone January 20, 2010
Short for "Lindsay Lohan." Because Lindsay is such a mega ho.
god did you see the new pics of hohan with her tits all over the place wtf shes so gross plz die
hohan by FreakSHOW ^)___^^^6 January 4, 2005
Asian guy obsessed with Pokemon and most awesome person ever. Who wheels a bunch of teenagers.
Random Person: Hey Hohai! What's up?
Hohai: Just playing Pokemon! Pikachu FTW!!
Hohai by KLCore December 22, 2010