Housetaurant 

an old house usually bi-level that was converted, into a menu having - lunch/dinner serving - band playing(quietly) - food joint

He doesnt even play real gigs, he keeps playing all these Housetaurant's.

Housetaurant by dickjohnsons May 20, 2010

hoefraudulence

When you think someone is a hoe, but later find out that they aren't. (generally for females)

I just met Jessica, and she is actually a really nice person. Another case of hoefraudulence I guess.

hoefraudulence by Kelsey240 May 8, 2019

house frau

A house wife of the 1950s variety. Cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids and never complains. She has no social life other than her kids and no matter how angry or upset she may be with her husband, she never shows it (especially to outsiders).

"Have you seen Emily lately?"
"No, since she had her baby she's become the little house frau."

house frau by hyperdream June 23, 2009

housebrutality

The Opposite of Hospitality - Domestic: Host is Rude(or a Prude);lack of accomodation.
Professional: Customer Service Sucks- a bad waiter or waitress etc.

As our hero prepared to take leave of his pompous host. he turned on his heel at the door and (doing his best Groucho) said "Thanks for the House-brutallity."

housebrutality by Psycomann August 14, 2005

Hausfrau 

A confident woman who knows how to get things done. Can do any assortment of these things: sew her own clothing, cook nourishing food, clean quickly and efficiently, raise smart, outgoing children who know how to question the world around them, fix any number of household and/or automotive problems, work from home with kids and pets running under-foot all day long, provide stimulation for said kids and pets all day long, work away from home while still having to run a household in her 'spare' time, knows how to cure any health malady or offer comfort to sniffly partners and children, supports partners in any desires of their heart and expects the same in return. A hausfrau doesn't act as a doormat and speaks her mind, and rarely has a spare minute to bother with wondering if the job she is doing is enough because, of course, it is - all the while striving to be a better mother and partner, often putting others before herself.

That woman can do it all, she's a real hausfrau.

Hausfrau by pinheart January 29, 2012

house frau

A disgruntled housewife. Often knows how to cook and clean and does those things well. Usually takes her kids to a playgroup, and is NOT a soccer mom(soccer moms are hot). Definitely runs the house and wears the pants in the family... but isn't really ever happy.

Jennifer's mom is a house frau.

house frau by fishgirl July 13, 2006

house frau

A big nasty loudmouth woman who has lots of opinions but no real-world experience or knowledge about anything. Wears extra large mumus and watches Oprah all day, while screaming continuously at her kids.

Some house frau, taking her brood on a Burger King run, rear-ended me on the turnpike!

house frau by ChesterFester July 27, 2011