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1.
An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.
"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
 
2.
1. A phrase said in embarrassment after accidentally insulting someone.

2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.

Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.
A: "No offence, bu-"
B: "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU TOOL"
by tiggly April 08, 2005
 
3.
What one says after realising one has said a slightly racist, sexist, homophobic or other comment in front of a person of the supposedly offended social group. The person will typically reply with "None taken"
A: That nigger's an idiot!

B: *looks round*

A: No offence

B: None taken.
by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004
 
4.
No offence, usually said right before someone horribly insults you. It removes guilt from them and so they can say anything, however cruel without feeling remorseful.
Tony: "No Offence, but you look like you fell on your face when you were born."
by 56jack87 December 15, 2009
 
5.
Making fun of someone, but telling them to get mad.
With saying No Offence:
Mike:Hey Bob
Bob: What?
Mike: No Offence dude, but your mom is fat.
Bob: oh its cool

Without saying No Offence:
Mike: Hey bob
Bob:what?
Mike:your mom is fat
Bob: OH HELL NO, YOUR ASS IS GRASS
by Scrooge McFucks Honey Bin January 08, 2011
 
6.
Said purposefully straight after a direct insult to take any heat off.
Your a dickhead, no offence
by ChopStiR January 20, 2011
 
7.
Used to tell someone what you really think of someone and them not being offended by what you say. No matter how rude you are about it.
"No offence Obama but you are fucking the country up."
by theepicking October 29, 2009