horden 

This is one shitty town in the north east and if you ever go there you will encounter a drug dealer and be stabbed for the money you don't have.

Look at that pile of shit, Horden

horden by SHITBAGMATHEW January 17, 2018

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Hardening of the sharteries by turdmeister July 13, 2009

the hordaniel 

The Act of eating a Mexican takeaway shitting it out onto your wife's breasts and motor boating her vigorously.

I was so randy last night and fancied a Mexican takeaway so me and my wife agreed to do the hordaniel

the hordaniel by Will Pape May 15, 2014

HotDeni

To describe a woman that can take your breath away... beauty that cannot be matched.... and a smile that blows you away.

That’s a real Hotdenii

HotDeni by Pugster2 December 14, 2019

hardening the carpet 

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

hardening the carpet by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008

hordeing 

Old English form of 'to horde' meaning to band together.

"I am hordeing all the weed, covers, websites, talent.." means:

I am keeping it in the family. My family.

Technically, horders or people that horde, have to be in a group, since the word comes from a general term for rabble or band who held onto their conquests.

But perjoratively and , it means the motherfucker is looking at you in the eye and ripping you off.

Ken Firpo hordes all the real estate in Williamsburg

that bastard is hordeing the weed again

baby, you were hordeing the covers last night.

that dude hordes all the websites in town

hordeing by Will Kelley November 6, 2007

Horening 

to Break someting......destruct something

NOOO my computer is horened!

Horening by blah November 30, 2004