homophrenia 

A postmodern personality disorder occurring most commonly during adolescence and young adulthood and characterized by latent homosexuality and/or the growing fear of becoming or turning homosexual.

Homophobia is the most important diagnostic indicator of homophrenia.

homophrenia by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

Homophonia

hōməˈfōnēə
noun
an extreme and irrational aversion to words that sound like other words.

Some guy in Utah just got fired from his teaching job for talking about words that sounds like other words. A clear case of homophonia.

Homophonia by Skunk-Evil September 21, 2014

hypophrenia 

If you go to any medical-scientific dictionary you will find hypophrenia means "mentally retarded."

However, a lot of dumb 12 year olds on tumblr think it means "a vague feeling of sadness, seemingly without cause ." causing them to write sad little posts and desperate asks on yahoo answers about their hypophrenia and how to get rid of it

Maybe they really do have hypophrenia

hypophrenia by jaeme June 7, 2011

homophonia

A sociological affliction. The fear of dialing that phone number found on the bathroom wall due to the fact the person who both wrote the message, and will now be answering the phone, is gay.

Sam sat on the crapper and looked at the wall to his right. "For the best BJ of your life call 555-555-5555." Sam was horny and he wanted to call, but he had a bad case of homophonia.

homophonia by Shanedog July 13, 2011

Hypophrenia 

a vague feeling of sadness, seemingly without cause .

## - you seem kind of depressed today , what's wrong ?
$$ - nothing i guess, i'm not even sure to be honest .
## - sounds like hypophrenia .

Hypophrenia by baileystpierre August 10, 2010

homopheliac 

A person who hsa sexual intercourse with dead people

My friend's sister's friend's boyfriend is a homopheliac, we know this because he had sex with a dead person, and he had sex with his girlfriend; then his girlfriend got sick and went to her see doctor, and the doctor asked her if she had had sex with a dead person; That is how we know...

homopheliac by Brandon Harripersaud May 16, 2006

homopheliac 

It's a BLOODY FAG!

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

Laugh you homopheliac,laugh!!!!!!!!

homopheliac by sinister enema September 12, 2005