2 definitions by Shanedog

Top Definition
A sociological affliction. The fear of dialing that phone number found on the bathroom wall due to the fact the person who both wrote the message, and will now be answering the phone, is gay.
Sam sat on the crapper and looked at the wall to his right. "For the best BJ of your life call 555-555-5555." Sam was horny and he wanted to call, but he had a bad case of homophonia.
by Shanedog July 13, 2011
The tan one receives by commonly wearing ridiculously long shorts in the summer. Generally only males are rendered with this strange positioning of tan lines, primarily due to the popularity of basketball shorts which go down to only about six inches from the ground. Since only about half of the calf is exposed to sunlight it's the only part of the leg which becomes tan. When worn in conjunction with equally popular (and equally bogus) over-sized shirts, the resultant tan leaves the appearance of a pasty-white scuba suit worn by the afflicted subject.
Jill and Sally were at the local watering hole.
Jill giggled. "My boyfriend John always wears basketball shorts in the summer, so every fall he winds up with a scubatan."
by Shanedog August 04, 2011
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