Homokinesis 

Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.

George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."

Homokinesis by Yorgiopolis November 5, 2008

Homomies 

Short for homosexual homies.

I hang out with my homomies every friday.

Homomies by Jpower90 April 27, 2009

Homonies 

Two male friends who are so close, it seems they are both homos and homies. They defend each other like husband and wife and share many similarities with non-platonic heterosexual couples.

I think Kent and Tim are homonies. Kent will always buy Tim dinner, stand up for him in an argument, and play fight with him all day.

Homonies by hitmont August 28, 2013

homolester 

homolester (ho mo les ter) NOUN. A person who enjoys bothering homosexuals.

Me- Why did you yell "faggot" at Mark?

Todd- Because I hate him.

Me- What did he ever do to you?

Todd- Nothing.

Me- So why bug him?

Todd- Because he's a queer.

Me- How do you even know?

Todd- I heard him on the phone with his boyfriend.

Me- Quit being such a homolester.

homolester by Maxhole June 20, 2009

homobesity 

your morbidly obese gay friend.

Person 1: "Who's that guy with the skinny jeans and the muffintop?"

Person 2: "That's my friend who has homobesity!"

homobesity by obese fred July 27, 2010

Homobestiality 

A further classification of bestiality; wherein a human has intercourse with an animal - of the same gender, making it both perverse, and gay...

...Oh, the humanity.

After a night of binge drinking and heavy cocaine use, John was found committing an act of homobestiality with Spike, the neighbor's Rottweiler.

Homobestiality by dingdongthong December 17, 2010

homobesty 

Your homosexual(gay/lesbian) best friend.

Nor Nor is my homobesty cuz shes my gay best friend.

homobesty by JayDanMan March 22, 2008