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holding it up the ass 

When you have a big turd hanging around your anus, but you refuse to let it out.
Billy was holding it up the ass in class today.

Holding it down 

1) Maintaining a steady job in an industry in which that person is not the "norm"

2) Performing in an area in which that person is essentially not accepted, but managing to perform the task at hand anyway (without missing a beat despite the hate).

3) Being present in a place which is deemed basically as hostile, so that others who look different (or are different) can also potentially gain access to that field (albeit always in limited numbers).
Jason: Hey Joe how is it going at that job you work at? Still holding it down for the rest of us?

Kwadwo: Still holding it down my brother.
Holding it down by JadedLight September 11, 2010

Holding it on a string 

When you need a shit, but don't go to the toilet straight away - instead you hold it in until when you do finally go to the toilet it comes out instantly with little to no effort.
Wiggy: 'I need the toilet, but so i dont want to have to spend long in the gross toilet incase people look over so ill be Holding it on a string for now'
Holding it on a string by hardipe February 19, 2009

Holding it in Contest 

To settle a bet or an arguement, two people will eat alot of taco stand mexican food and as much laxatives as medically advisable. Then the two contestants squat over a prized possession i.e. high school diploma, family bible, new born puppy... the first one to void their bowels loses.
Either contestant can, however, conceed the contest prior to the Niagara like release in order to use the toilet like an adult. The penalty for this is to wait outside the bathroom for the winner to use it first, then proceed into the bathroom (fumes potent) and then video tape themself hastily drop trou, then the full release. They must mail this video, with no explaination, to their mother. When she calls to ask "whats wrong with you?" the loser must say "oh no, I sent it to the wrong address...i gotta go" then they are free from the bet.
"Cal Ripken Jr. did too play for the Orioles. Wanna have a Holding it in Contest over it?"

Holding it down 

To maintain, sustain and/or perhaps excel
Jim: How is it out in the bay?

Willard: You know. Holding it down.
Holding it down by empyreus January 23, 2011

holding it flat and that 

DEFINITION 1- South Australian slang used to describe ones ability to achieve a large amount while sitting around discussing hot topics with friends and never actually achieving anything at all.

DEFINITION 2- South Australian slang describing the speed of your emotion while under the influence of narcotics.
yeh mate ive just been sitting round" holding it fucking flat and that".

fuck it ill just be" holding it flat that".
yo cunts cracker day "holding it flat and that"