hokum 

(n.) 1. Something apparently impressive or legitimate but actually untrue or insincere; nonsense. 2.
A stock technique for eliciting a desired response from an audience.

(n.) The cum of a ho.

Cindy thought that I was spouting hokum when I told her that I would make her scream. She was wrong; she threw me on the table and rode my throbbing cock until hokum started to leak out from her cunt and her moans became gasping screams of ecstasy.

hokum by PaperMachete November 10, 2005

Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.

I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.

Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009

Horum Hor 

A member of the offical Forum for British Garage-Rock band, The Horrors.

"Hey, is Rhi going to the Horum Hor meet this summer?"

Horum Hor by Dezi LeRoi(Child*Of*The*Demon on LD) May 18, 2008

Hoku 

A very beautiful and smart girl. Awkward at first, but as you know her more, she is more than meets the eye. Her reactions are priceless and cute

That girl is such a Hoku

Hoku by Cedric The Best October 1, 2016

hokus pokus 

stress weed; false marijuana.

That stankin as ho gave me some stress weed.

hokus pokus by Duble-R January 30, 2003

Hoku 

The best friend that you will ever have. She's nice, kind, and loyal. Sometimes she will get triggered though and punch the shit out of you.

Yay it's Hoku! She's way better than Tyce.

Hoku by BetterDenYou November 21, 2016

Hookum 

A synonym for the word hooker. Usually used so the one being called a hooker doesn't understand, but you and your friends can still have a good laugh.

Tyler: You is a hookum!
McCall: A what?!?!
Friends: hahahaha!

Hookum by DancemasterJ June 4, 2013