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by papermachete November 5, 2005
Get the gnarwhal mug.1. A phrase that can implicitly mean, "sorry, I'm a dumbfuck," "forget that," or "forget I said that because it's idiotic and incriminating." Often used when the person spoken to has no fuckin' clue what the hell you're talking about.
Idiom: 2. "Don't bother" or "don't trouble yourself, it doesn't matter" or "It's no big deal." 3. "Not to mention, or certainly not." 4. "It's none of your beeswax, don't concern yourself with that."
Idiom: 2. "Don't bother" or "don't trouble yourself, it doesn't matter" or "It's no big deal." 3. "Not to mention, or certainly not." 4. "It's none of your beeswax, don't concern yourself with that."
1. Me: You're so nadia, Nadia. You make my heart race and my head crazy.
Nadia: What!?
Me: Never mind.
2. I was trying to get some help with my cuckoo brain, but never mind, I'll figure it out on my own.
3. I can't talk the talk, never mind walk the walk.
4. Never you mind where I'm going to take a piss.
Nadia: What!?
Me: Never mind.
2. I was trying to get some help with my cuckoo brain, but never mind, I'll figure it out on my own.
3. I can't talk the talk, never mind walk the walk.
4. Never you mind where I'm going to take a piss.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the never mind mug.a word originally coined by Roald Dahl, a kickass author of books that ruled my childhood
means really delicious or really marvelous
means really delicious or really marvelous
mmmmm...those children tasted scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture
by PaperMachete November 2, 2005
Get the scrumdiddlyumptious mug.i have lax morals. i fuck around.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the lax mug.i. What you can find here between these two arrows ----> <----.
ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.
iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.
ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.
iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.
Nothing will stop me from getting some booty tonight! Except my face. And my girlfriend.
Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.
Isn't nothing something?
Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.
Isn't nothing something?
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the nothing mug.Their sighs gradually crescendoed until she was screaming as she rode up and down his cock harder and harder.
*Sigh* I'm broke.
He sighed as the leaves fell on his head.
*Sigh* I'm broke.
He sighed as the leaves fell on his head.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the sigh mug.(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
by papermachete November 5, 2005
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