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(n.) the sound of something flying by very quickly, deadlines for instance.
(v.) to pass by very rapidly.
(v.) to pass by very rapidly.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams.
A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.
- Douglas Adams.
A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the whoosh mug.(n.) 1. Something apparently impressive or legitimate but actually untrue or insincere; nonsense. 2.
A stock technique for eliciting a desired response from an audience.
(n.) The cum of a ho.
A stock technique for eliciting a desired response from an audience.
(n.) The cum of a ho.
Cindy thought that I was spouting hokum when I told her that I would make her scream. She was wrong; she threw me on the table and rode my throbbing cock until hokum started to leak out from her cunt and her moans became gasping screams of ecstasy.
by PaperMachete November 10, 2005
Get the hokum mug.What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.
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Get the shrivel mug.i. What you can find here between these two arrows ----> <----.
ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.
iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.
ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.
iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.
Nothing will stop me from getting some booty tonight! Except my face. And my girlfriend.
Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.
Isn't nothing something?
Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.
Isn't nothing something?
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the nothing mug.i have lax morals. i fuck around.
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Get the lax mug.From Shakespeare's Hamlet this term means 'one's family'. Your brother, sister, mom or dad would be your own flash and blood.
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means really delicious or really marvelous
means really delicious or really marvelous
mmmmm...those children tasted scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture
by PaperMachete November 2, 2005
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