65 definitions by PaperMachete

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the feeling you get when you realize that you're not doomed to eternal misery after all

the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish
Phew, that was a close one. What a relief!
#phew #thank god #thank the heavens #fortune #weight
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005

Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if you're lost for words, like uh.

Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.

All purpose response to any situation.
Fiorella: Are you ready for some some hot, crazy lovin'?
Mike: Yeah.

Fiorella: Why did you eat my all my damn sushi?
Mike: Yeeaah, about that...

George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!
Mike: Yeah...

Troy: My hair's on fire. AAAARRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGH! My skin is burning!!!
Mike: Yeah.
#yes #uh-huh #mm-hm #durr #what
by papermachete October 29, 2005
Another way of saying okeydoke, okey, sure, alright, sure thing

Appeared first in around 1930.

Famously used in the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which interestingly corresponds to that time era, by Short Round, the Vietnamese kid with the hat, who also starred in the Goonies.
Short Round: Okey dokey Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes.
#okay #sure #sure thing #alright #yup
by papermachete February 22, 2006
an instrument used to produce infinite pleasure
my tongue tasted the sweetness of the chocolate, causing me to orgasm.

her tongue roamed all over my body, causing me to orgasm.
#pleasure #tool #oral #bliss #taste buds #taste
by papermachete October 26, 2005
a word originally coined by Roald Dahl, a kickass author of books that ruled my childhood

means really delicious or really marvelous
mmmmm...those children tasted scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture
#teh r0x0rs #teh shiznit #shiznit #the shit #r0x0rs
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
(v.) To exhale depressedly.
(n.) The sound of above. 2. The sound of people having sex.
Their sighs gradually crescendoed until she was screaming as she rode up and down his cock harder and harder.

*Sigh* I'm broke.

He sighed as the leaves fell on his head.
#depressed #sad #exhale #sound #sighing
by papermachete November 01, 2005
i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
#trying #try #failing #fail #to fail #nuts #rats #damn #nothing #suck #suck at life #bum #vagabond
by PaperMachete October 24, 2005
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