PaperMachete's definitions

feeding frenzy

In its original form recorded in the early 1960s, it refers to the voracious feeding habits of sharks. From the late 1970s onward it came into use in its more general sense which means furious commercial competition.

Microsoft and IBM are in a feeding frenzy.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

fornication station

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.

Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.

by PaperMachete November 13, 2005

tongue

an instrument used to produce infinite pleasure

my tongue tasted the sweetness of the chocolate, causing me to orgasm.

her tongue roamed all over my body, causing me to orgasm.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

36c's

a pair of really really ridiculously gorgeous or big tits

. Delphi moaned as Yan massaged and licked her supple 36c's .

by papermachete November 8, 2005

whoosh

(n.) the sound of something flying by very quickly, deadlines for instance.

(v.) to pass by very rapidly.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams.

A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

stop talking

self-explanatory phrase used to say in polite terms something that could be said in a lot ruder fashion.

Please stop talking, my friend.

by papermachete November 13, 2005

wonton

causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine

that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!

by papermachete December 28, 2005