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A very beautiful and smart girl. Awkward at first, but as you know her more, she is more than meets the eye. Her reactions are priceless and cute
by Cedric The Best October 01, 2016
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The best friend that you will ever have. She's nice, kind, and loyal. Sometimes she will get triggered though and punch the shit out of you.
Yay it's Hoku! She's way better than Tyce.
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by BetterDenYou November 21, 2016
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literally from hawianese, meaning "star".
also, original form of the word haiku, then some bastard left out the i or something. and changed it. with an o.
also, pop singer from hawaiii.

some people are named hoku. no two people are not on fire. or named hoku.
by mr0w1 October 26, 2003
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One who smokes too much weed and can never score with the girlies.
That guy hasn't been laid in a while and is so dumb that he is now a Hoku.
by Pyoob June 02, 2003
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A wack rhyme written to a female by a male for the purpose of wooing said ho.
When I'm alone in my room
sometimes I stare at the wall
and in the back of my mind I hear my concious call
telling me i need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
for the first time in my life I see I need love
this is a hoku
(from "I need love" by LLCool J)
by chazmatz November 03, 2006
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What ever you want it to be. *muah*
"What's hoku?"
"Whatever you want it to be." *muah*
by general mills March 09, 2005
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