hotter than blue blazes 

Hotter than blue blazes is a way for hillbilly to say it's hot outside

Ask Priscilla if it's hot out . She said its hotter than blue blazes out there.

hotter than blue blazes by Bearcatkev June 19, 2018

Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

Hofstadter's Law by cjbatz May 8, 2009

horny hottie 

A girl who is attractive and popular but looking to fuck, perfect opporutiny to bone is to flirt n wait till shes alone.

Just saw that horny hottie over there, she hot af and will make a good gf.

horny hottie by YoungWrapper May 4, 2017

Hottie Thottie 

A hottie thottie is an individual,most commonly a female that is really hot.They are also a thot which gives them a bad reputation.

Mike; Dayum,that girl is a hottie

Jerry; Too bad she's a hottie thottie

Hottie Thottie by HomeboiYeet June 23, 2018

car hottie

A person that you see in their car who looks deceivingly hot. Only upon closer inspection or when they exit their vehicle do you notice they are not as hot as they first appeared.

I was checking out this blond chick in the BMW, but when she pulled up next to me at the stoplight, I could tell she was just a car hottie.

car hottie by iamallaboutfun.blogspot.com March 13, 2012

Leonard Hofstadter 

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

Leonard Hofstadter by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014