by TheHoft November 5, 2020
by Rogerina1949 February 4, 2019
"Dude! When I see your mom in her short shorts, I get soooo hoft!"
"That bitches tits make my cock hoft!"
"When your mom bends over to scrub the floor and I catch a glimpse of her ass, it makes my dick hoft!"
"That bitches tits make my cock hoft!"
"When your mom bends over to scrub the floor and I catch a glimpse of her ass, it makes my dick hoft!"
by VegasPrince$$ March 6, 2009
Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome
Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa
Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa
by Ibeh November 6, 2015
A combination of the words hard and soft. This refers to getting turned on very quickly by something that should not normally turn you on to the point of orgasm without erection.
I saw a bird poop on someone and got hoft.
Whenever I see fantasy football commercials on TV I get so hoft.
Whenever I see fantasy football commercials on TV I get so hoft.
by SeeBlount September 7, 2015