hoft

(noun): to have a half hard, half soft penis that is usually present upon sexual arousal.

"Dude! When I see your mom in her short shorts, I get soooo hoft!"

"That bitches tits make my cock hoft!"

"When your mom bends over to scrub the floor and I catch a glimpse of her ass, it makes my dick hoft!"

by VegasPrince$$ March 5, 2009

Hoft

To travel on a bicycle, often in a hastily manner, usually to a destination such as the pub.

Person 1: Man you up for a hoft to the pub after work tonight!?
Person 2: Aye man, sounds good.

by TheHoft November 5, 2020

Hoft

Someone who's both hot and soft. Hoft.

Look at Roger Taylor in that interview! He is hoft!

by Rogerina1949 February 4, 2019

Hofte Syndrome

Hofte Syndrome

When you're so stoned that you turn pale and lose control

Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome

Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa

by Ibeh November 7, 2015

hoft

Half hard and half soft (semi-erect penis)

After she pulled out my hoft it only took a few sucks to get fully erect.

by BowSlayer71 June 30, 2021

Hoft

An upper level of a hoe

Jylien is such a hoft bruh.

by BoobieTwinkle March 10, 2020

Hoft

A combination of the words hard and soft. This refers to getting turned on very quickly by something that should not normally turn you on to the point of orgasm without erection.

I saw a bird poop on someone and got hoft.

Whenever I see fantasy football commercials on TV I get so hoft.

by SeeBlount October 25, 2015