Hoft

To travel on a bicycle, often in a hastily manner, usually to a destination such as the pub.

Person 1: Man you up for a hoft to the pub after work tonight!?
Person 2: Aye man, sounds good.

Hoft by TheHoft November 5, 2020

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hoft

(noun): to have a half hard, half soft penis that is usually present upon sexual arousal.

"Dude! When I see your mom in her short shorts, I get soooo hoft!"

"That bitches tits make my cock hoft!"

"When your mom bends over to scrub the floor and I catch a glimpse of her ass, it makes my dick hoft!"

hoft by VegasPrince$$ March 5, 2009

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Hoft

Someone who's both hot and soft. Hoft.

Look at Roger Taylor in that interview! He is hoft!

Hoft by Rogerina1949 February 4, 2019

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Hoft

A combination of the words hard and soft. This refers to getting turned on very quickly by something that should not normally turn you on to the point of orgasm without erection.

I saw a bird poop on someone and got hoft.

Whenever I see fantasy football commercials on TV I get so hoft.

Hoft by SeeBlount October 25, 2015