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3.
A slang term for a black Canadian. Much like the terms Oreo or Coconut.
Dude, Josh is such a Hockey-puck

by Andrew Morgan Chase December 14, 2006
 
1.
A chick that gets passed from one hockey player to another and eventually bones the entire team.
That dirty, dirty hockey puck has given everyone on the team a ball tounging but me.
by tyrone vanier September 21, 2006
 
2.
To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.
We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.
by Shaft March 27, 2005
 
4.
A dullard; a person dumber than a box of rocks.
It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?
by harry flashman July 07, 2003
 
5.
slang term used to describe an OC 80 pill. (Oxycontin 80 mg pill) Term is used because the 80mg pill is significantly larger than the rest in the Oxycodone family.
Hey dude, you know where any hockey pucks are??
by DS1981 September 14, 2010
 
6.
a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.
i dip 1 hockey puck a day.
by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009
 
7.
A real shity hamburger,
you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.
I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.
by mavros April 24, 2006