21 definitions by Shaft

cockjockey

a term used for men who arent really gay but like taking it up the ass continually. either from an overbearing girlfriend or a bullying boss. has no self esteem or penis.

chico man, why'd you let that bitch talk to you like that? you a cockjockey man?

by Shaft March 19, 2003

lexus suv

large motor vehicle desired by upper middle class women strictly because it costs the bling or a car paid for by men and driven by women

Any dude who drives a lexus suv is a fucking pussy or Muffy and Buffy went to yoga in their lexus suv

by Shaft January 31, 2004

metrosexual

A straight man who cares about his looks a lot. very vain, and might even look gay.

metrosexuality is NOW.

by Shaft March 29, 2004

throwing out an apple pie

An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck

Scott was a moron and threw out an apple pie at Mcdonalds

by Shaft December 21, 2004

nunumen

the little poop that slips out in a fart and causes you to run to the toilet.

omg i think i might have just nunumen myself.

by Shaft March 21, 2021

shasta supreme

the ugliest degree of being a shasta disaster. ugly in every possibly way - face, body, personality, everything else. stay away at all costs.

Shasta McNasty and Co.

by Shaft September 27, 2004

cock m00f

The adding of cock (aka; the peni) to the (of moof,m00f)

You're such a cock m00f George

by Shaft May 29, 2003