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ruptured balls 

UHHH...
Could be the painfull outcome from sliding down a rope.
When you slide down a rope and your balls Feel like soap...
you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls.


OR

When your slammed inthe door and your balls hitthe floor...
you know what you've got?
ruptured balls by mavros July 25, 2008

George Glass

What's the matter, didn't anyone out there ever watch the
Brady Bunch? They were so "Groovy" & "Far-out"!
Anyway, in one episode, Jan (Eve Plumb), was envious of
Marsha,Marsha,Marsha, and all of her "Hunks" playing hide the sausage, meanwhile, she (Jan) wasn't very talented @ playing the "skin flute", So she create, (so to speak) An imaginary boyfriend named...
GEORGE GLASS
Jorje: Que passa my freng? Homes, that Jan is looking "Kaliente"
Pedro: Jew better chill Meng, ... You better not let George Glass hear you! I heard that he is one bad Gringo!
By the way, did you ever see him?
Jorje: Nah vatto, you?
Pedro: Nah, but I heard that he's so BAD... he can blow bubbles through bricks!!!
George Glass by mavros May 13, 2006
The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.
Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?
Uranus by mavros May 10, 2006

buggin out

This is basicaly the same as "freekn'out", It's brought on by using too much Cocaine,Regardless of what ever form it's in; be it : Crack, or powder, even in liquid form.
Pat allways is buggin out when he smokes crack. He thinks hes being watched but when you ask him "who's watching"? He says "I don't know".
buggin out by mavros May 10, 2006

cuntcicle 

"Shut-up stupid, and eat another cuntcicle"!
cuntcicle by mavros May 5, 2006
chachi sucks fonzi
hey, sounds like a new sitcom?
chachi by mavros May 5, 2006

hockey puck 

A real shity hamburger,
you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.
I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.
hockey puck by mavros May 5, 2006