mavros's definitions

crew slut

A bitch that gets passed around...
and around....
and around......................

Just buy her a pizza... if she loves it, shes a crew slut!!!
It's a way of life...
The boys in the crew are just waiting for you, to be a crew slut
( From Frank Zappas " Joes Garage")
Her name is Mary

by mavros April 26, 2006

buffing the helmet

Need I spell it out? Oh,... Allright.

SUCKING DICK!!!
What else?

As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow",
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.

by mavros May 1, 2006

hockey puck

A real shity hamburger,
you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.

I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.

by mavros May 5, 2006

wood

another name for Angel dust, or PCP

yo... Lets go to Forest park, Brian is there and hes got nice dimes of wood.

by mavros April 26, 2006

Gomer

A large "Pyle" of shit.

" Don't walk on the lawn.....
Theres too many Gomers out there".

by mavros April 26, 2006

7-11

What you win when you hit the Indian lottery.

Gneriwerl said: " I scratched and scratched and the dot matched the dot on my forehead... I WON the 7-11 is mine. I can now legaly rob and poison the American people."

by mavros April 26, 2006

Scranton

The dirtiest, most Faggiest,place i've ever had the DIS-pleasure to "visit"! I heard they were going to rename it
"Inceston", Scince 99.9% of the population is the result of inbreeding. Funny thing about Scranton... no dentists! At least I think there isn't, scince none of the "Scrantonions" have anymore than three (3) teeth in their blowholes! At least to live on "Strong Island" you need to have a good amount of CA$H, infact my toilet bowlcost more $ than any so called house in that shithole!

The town "motto" for Scranton is...
" Come to Scranton,the city where incest is best"!

by mavros April 29, 2006