Hippiehole

A hippiehole is a yogi/masseur/herbalist/guitar player who completely envelops himself in the hippie culture. He would also be the type of person who rides mountain bikes, meditates for hours, and enjoys standing on his head. A hippiehole will say that he is sensitive and compassionate and into truth, love, and beauty. On occasion, he will proclaim his affection for his friends in an outdoor setting. In reality, a hippiehole is flaky, neurotic, and only cares about his mountain bike, which he fashioned from scavenged parts, and his weed. A hippiehole, while usually good in bed as a result of his studies in tantra, does not make for a good longterm partner due to his paranoia, selfishness, jealousy, and delusions of grandeur. Also note, the hippiehole is very much affected by the phases of the moon. Beware of the hippiehole during a fullmoon.

I never understand why pretty girls date hippieholes. He only pretends to be sensitive when he will sooner or later go into a jealous rage because she thinks Trey Anastasio is hot.

douchebag asshole asswipe trustafarian

Hippiehole by NCFroggieGirl March 16, 2010

Hippython 

An extended time period of spent being or acting like a hippie, or a prolonged gathering of hippies. A marathon duration event involving hippies or acting like hippies. Can also be a cross between a hippo and a python.

"They were all getting high and playing bongo drums. They had a hippython."

"That is one fat python. It's like a hippo. A hippython."

Hippython by Lord Kenyon November 15, 2009

HippieHangout 

The HIppieHangout is a group of animaters making flash animations and pictures based on characters with peacesigns as faces, the characters is objects fruits and stuff like that. The group is a "copy" of groups like clockcrew and locklegion, but the hippie hangout is more clean no spamming or anything like that. The genious who came up with this idea was a animater who calls himself Snowball(hippie). The group hasnt made many flash animation yet, but some. The animations is usually sent to the website newgrounds.

to join this group simply go to www.hippiehangout.net .

wtf peace signs for face who are these guys?
they are the HippieHangout, and they rock

HippieHangout by Snickershippie May 16, 2006

hippiethetical 

to speculate from the perspective of a hippie.

A hypothetical situation created from the mindset of a hippie. Often appearing to "Squares" to lack rational judgment, often siting studies and references that don't exist, setting priorities in unrealistic sequence, and having expectations far beyond actual capability, level of dedication, time, money, and/or viability.

Moon Doggy and Grapenut attempted to convince the police officer with a hippiethetical example to explain why not taking them to jail would be all good.

Moon Doggy: If you just let me go it will be all good for both of us because I will fix the bus first thing in the morning, and I will leave town with my friends band and we will drive to Costa Rica and pass out free local fruits and vegetables to the people all the way down and then we are going to stay at a farm down there and start a business educating the locals about organic farming and music and how the two are proven to... (etc. etc. etc.)

hippiethetical by projectile June 11, 2009

HippieCon 

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.

Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, hippiecon whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.

HippieCon by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021