hinkled 

A guy that always crashes on your couch but never pays rent. Also known as a "hideaway hinkle".

Damn, that dude is always hinkling you.

Lock your doors, hideaway hinkle is coming over!

Who ate my doritos? I've been HINKLED!!!!

hinkled by fizzled June 15, 2011

Hunkied 

To wet one's self or piss your pants.

The joke was so funny I Hunkied in my pants

Hunkied by MADC1 January 14, 2006

Hinked Up 

When an "alleged" criminal believes that the cops are after them, or when they have figured out that the cops know their whereabouts

Cop # 1- "Joey's brother called him to tell him we came by today...now Joey is all hinked up"

Cop #2- "He was hinked up, and ran out of the back door before we could grab him"

Hinked Up by sca2323 August 2, 2009

Hinked 

To be high on marijuana and drunk at the same time.

damn, im fuckin hinked

Hinked by Triple Se7en January 7, 2006

HonkieDonkey 

A person who is obsessed with fucking only white people on a regular basis.

"That james is an obsessed HonkieDonkey"

HonkieDonkey by Ash88 July 6, 2007

Hinked 

Kind of like confused. It means: not sure of and wanting of items.

I am totally hinked!

Hinked by Rotato April 13, 2015

Hinkled 

When a piece of equipment is damaged beyond any chance of correct repair, including attempting to repair it but making it worse

Where are we going to start on this thing? It's severely hinkled.

This truck has more problems now than when it first came in, it's been hinkled.

Hinkled by TheAlmightyDuck June 2, 2018