hinki

A virtual e-faggot on World of Warcraft whose brain is almost as small as his penis. He likes to go around and acts like he's the best shit, yet he's actually extremely bad at the game and dodges wargames 24/7. He also acts this way because his father inserted too many bananas inside his rectum during his early childhood, and will continue to do so throughout his natural life. If you see him, don't even bother making fun of him. He'll just call you bad, ask for a wargame, and then if you agree, he comes up with an excuse to dodge. He's actually the most pathetic player on World of Warcraft, aside from the lumbering pile of obese garbage that is Cassie.

Me: Hinki, you're ugly and I bet you look like Nosferatu irl.
hinkisterx: haha wargame me noob xd
Me: Ok, I have my partners. Send the wargame request.
lordhinkx: hahahahaahahhahaha no thx fggot, u rnt worth my time xd
Me: ....

by roec October 31, 2013

hinky

hinky

1. Strange, wrong weird
2. Something that is wrong or out of place

Marshal Biggs: This is hinky, this guy's a college graduate, he went to medical school, he's not gonna come through all the security, go to the county lockup, to find someone his one people say does not exist. Hinky.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, what does that mean Biggs, 'hinky'?

Marshal Biggs: I don't know. Strange.

Marshal Henry: Weird.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, why don't you say strange or weird? I mean hinky, that has no meaning.

Marshal Biggs: Well, we say hinky.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't want you guys using words around me that have no meaning. I'm taking the stairs and walking.

by Shakomatic October 7, 2009

hinky

Not quiet right, kind of suspicious.

Blackmailist: *Leaves an envelope in David's car explaining how he will tell the entire world of all the BAD things David has done if he does not received a two million dollar check.
David Letterman "I don't know... I get a hinky feeling off of this guy."

by Aphrodites October 5, 2009

hinky

the instant of knowledge when one becomes deeply aware that there is pure evil fuckery afoot.

She knew something was hinky when her husband returned from the store without his underwear...

by Lisa Shields August 18, 2004

hinky

Something as yet undefinable is wrong, out of place; not quite right.

There's something hinky about the deal.

by tradesman April 4, 2003

hinky

A state of being vaguely suspicious.

The mark got hinky and left outta there.

by John Steinecke September 22, 2003

hinky

A cop's version of "I've a bad feeling about that"

An event or thing which is
1) Out of whack
2) Wrong
3) Off kilter

That porridge taste hinky to you?

by Vernon Conan Chan January 1, 2005