5 definitions by Vernon Conan Chan

adj.

1) The best
2) phenomenal
3) The bomb/cool/ultra133t

A variation of shiznit, which is the more urbanised version of the shit/hella cool/tight/the best
1) "Vernon's final frag counts in each of his FPS game matches is the Shiznoot!"
by Vernon Conan Chan December 24, 2004
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A cop's version of "I've a bad feeling about that"

An event or thing which is
1) Out of whack
2) Wrong
3) Off kilter
That porridge taste hinky to you?
by Vernon Conan Chan January 1, 2005
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A more subtle version of coonass, which in Cajun means ignorant or backwards. Coonass is derived from the French word "Coonasse" which has the same meaning.
Those raccoon asses just keeps coming up with asinine shit in the debates!!
by Vernon Conan Chan January 1, 2005
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A podunk area of the state in which usually nothing, not even shit, happens. Usually near a swampy land area - Which makes it a good place to lure crabs using slabs of raw meat tied to strings and a net to scoop them up with.
A: Argh! I can't believe I'm stuck out in the boonies this early in the morning.
b: Well, you agreed to join me in catching crabs which we must get started on before the sun comes up.
by Vernon Conan Chan January 4, 2005
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Keech is excrement which means it's shit
The pile of Keech in the garden was sold as manure.
by Vernon Conan Chan January 13, 2005
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