high-tard

A retarded person who has enough mental faculties to hold a job (Like a grocery store bagger or McDonalds), dress themselves, doesn't require a diaper and perhaps even marry - but you don't want that to happen. But they can't drive or be in the same math class as you.

That high-tard they hired at the grocery store did a fine job of sacking my groceries. I was worried she would get lost in the parking lot.

high-tard by Entry Sisters January 22, 2007

high-tarded 

When you've gone and smoked yourself retarded, or you are retarded and stoned. Either way, you are high-tarded.

At the grocery store...

Laura: I think our sacker was high!

JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"

Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.

high-tarded by Laura S June 3, 2007

hightarded 

A state in which one is under a strong influence of marijuana, greatly inhibiting their ability to think clearly and control their behavior, making one seem almost mentally handicapped.

This weed's got me so hightarded, I can't even tie my shoes.

hightarded by BennyandJoon February 22, 2009