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Stoner Hide & Seek 

When a person gets quite blazed and hides their goodies after use, then when they want to smoke again later, they have to seek their forgotten (hidden) belongings.
Colin: Gabby I dont want to get you sick, pass me my bowl.
Gabby: Where is it?
Colin: Its in the bag.
Gabby: No it's not...looks like its time to play Stoner Hide & Seek!
Colin: *sighs* COME OUT COME WHERE EVERRRRRRRRR YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEE
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Hide and seek 

Osama Bin Laden's favorite game.
He's so good at hide and seek, the US military couldn't even find him after 7 years.
Hide and seek by derpderp1222 April 19, 2010

BP hide-n-seek 

When 75% of something mysteriously disappears.
Jill's lemonade is playing BP hide-n-seek! My guess is that roughly 25% has absorbed into the cup, 10% has killed the surrounding wild life, and the remaining 40% has ruined the tourism economy.
BP hide-n-seek by D-Feld August 6, 2010

Hide N Seek 

A very popular sex game among adults. It involves a dark room with the lights turned off. The female then hides, and male counts and seeks the female attempting to do her or at least cum on her.
Male:Wanna play hide n seek
Female:sure
A moment later
Male:65, 66, 67, 68, 69 Ready or not Her I Cum
Hide N Seek by CapperxUxH8 May 5, 2010

Hide And Seek 

The game where 2 or more people play and one person countsdown and the others hide while the person tries to find them its also the game that me and my dad played before I never saw him again
Micheal: Yo where is your dad? I've never seen him here

Me: We are playing hide and seek hes in a good hiding spot

Michael: Weren't you playing hide and seek yesterday?

Me: Yea weve been playing for 13 years he's a really good hider
Hide And Seek by Avatar Relief July 13, 2020

the greatest hide and seek player in the world 

osama bin laden
i want to be the greatest hide and seek player in the world, oh wait i'm osama bin laden. I already am the greatest hide and seek player in the world.

internet hide and seek 

when you cant get wireless internet in your current position, and you have to move around in different places to find a connection. the internet is a sneaky little bastard dont let it fool you.
Garret: "God damnit i cant get internet."

Alex: "Go look for it."

Garret: "I dont feel like playing internet hide and seek."
internet hide and seek by garsgro November 20, 2010