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keystoned 

the act of bringing cheap beer to a party and then drinking somebody elses beer and leaving yours for the host to drink later.
Clara: Hey George grab me a beer.
George: We're out of beer, all we have left is Darby's keystones.
George: looks like he keystoned us again.
keystoned by freak90 December 18, 2008

Keystoned 

To be high on Marijuana and drunk on Keystone Ice at the same time.
He was so keystoned he couldnt even walk.

After two bowls and 8 keystones, he was keystoned out of his mind.
Keystoned by Drobnizzle February 21, 2008

hensoned 

To really fuck something up and never admitting you do anything wrong.
That guy really hensoned the rifle range papers yesterday.
hensoned by Elijah Kane September 11, 2009

Whitney Houstoned

When you're so drunk at a bar and all you want to do is dance with somebody, somebody who loves you!
Do you see that girl over there dancing, she is getting Whitney Houstoned tonight!
Whitney Houstoned by Jibjar November 9, 2016

keystoned 

When you're broke asf and get cross faded drinking keystone.
Brad: "Dude...I got fucked last night off some keystone, it was full send especially with the kush we had. I was KEYSTONED."

JH, DG
keystoned by DGJH420 August 10, 2018

Hemstone 

A self determined person who will go any miles just to get what he wants. He loves truly and enjoy being nice to everyone around him. He is smart and selfless.
I will get all i deserve,i am hemstone.
Hemstone by Sweeerieee November 22, 2021