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Hernando County 

A county in Florida north of Tampa. There's nothing to do there accept go to Wal-Mart or walk around parking lots just to get yelled at by cops. The people there aren't that great, and they spend their time on facebook and myspace making anonymous accounts like "Spring Hill's Finest" or "Spring Hill Shit Talkers". Everyone there loves drama, even when they say they don't. You have to go to Tampa to do anything even remotely enjoyable. It's filled with old people, wiggers, rednecks, and occasionally a cool person. For a county off the coast, their only beach sucks. Their excuse for a "mall" is some Town Center thing with a bunch of random junk. Most males there are players, and most females are fake. Everyone uses words like "bro" and tries to talk with a ghetto accent. It's the place no child should ever be forced to move to.
Kid #1: What do you wanna do tonight, bro?
Kid #2: What the hell is there to do here in Hernando County?
Kid #1: Guess we're going to Wal-Mart, again...
Hernando County by isntTHATlovely December 2, 2010

Hernando County 

A county just north of tampa with alot of wiggers walmarts
wannabe gangsters and a bunch of other shi**. was at one time the nations fastest growing county and is still growing fast . there is a house being built on almost evry road.alot of sub divisions and all style culter lingo gets from all the big cities here about 4 months later .It is however a fun place to live if u know wats gowing on around spring hill, parties activites ect. area code 352
in my opinon spring hill is getting better .starting to have its own originality.passing it on hwy 19 it ay look small but the population is almost 150 thousand
hernando county is poppin alotta shitt ta do , im goin to play handball

white kid,,, white kid2

hay look wat my mom bought me this iced out chain...imma huslta...

word. imma freestyle (kaleb bowman)

Hernando County by lil big south September 5, 2008
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